You're a mean one, Mr. Krampus
You really are a beast,
You take away everything jolly, you even steal the christmas feast, Mr. Krampus
You're a bad corrupted man who never acts kind!

You're a monster, Mr. Krampus
Your heart's an hellish hole,
Your body is full of demons, you have ashes in your soul, Mr. Krampus,
I wouldn't trust you since you are a very unholy apple!

You're a foul one, Mr. Krampus,
You have fruit cakes in your smile,
You have all the bitter sweetness of a unwell suicidal, Mr. Krampus,
Given a choice between the two of you I'd help the unwell suicidal!

You're a drinker, Mr. Krampus,
You're the king of sinful elves,
Your toys are cheap knockoffs crafted with slaves in filthy socks, Mr. Krampus,
You're a even worst version of a parent who punishes with long leather belts!

You sicken me, Mr. Krampus,
With a breath filled with many bugs!,
You're a crooked filthy monkey and you work with many thugs, Mr. Krampus,
Your mind is an example of an high criminal with the most disgraceful
assortment of evil imaginable taking up space in the whole world!

You're a foul one, Mr. Krampus,
You're a ugly aged cheese,
Your tongue is full of deadly acid, your soul is full of junk, Mr. Krampus,
The three things that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Mean, Mad, Mess"!